What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is there so much hate against black people?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is world history that not many people know about?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!